MBA..whenever those three golden letters pop up..i feel someone very intelligent,sophisticated and logical wearing a suit and a tie standing in the front and giving speeches and sharing his analysis.
Well now I think,MBAs are 'Members of Bakar Association' (pardon me guys!!)
Whatever they speak,as per my knowledge is either already known to all or is some alienated topic,repetitive in all forms and last but not the least very much boring.I remember when we used to have vision,goals etc sessions at our organizations and I used to sleep on the last table :)
They try to make the conversation interactive by asking silly questions about which the audience has absolutely no idea .They also know that we are only watching them speaking with our eyes wide open and brains already shut down.(not to mention watching with brains open if the speaker is a good eye candy!)
Speaking is the foremost and mandatory skill required to be a part of this 'Association'.To be precise,Fundebaazi is required and the skill of Columbus..guess what?Round and round and round and round and back to the beginnning!!! :D :D
The more I confuse people,the more I am successful as nobody knows what my analysis and policies are :)
But 'Bakar' should be perfect in all aspects,mind it.It should carry an attraction.How?
Either you should be Rajdhani Express that you speak and nobody can come to know what was it or you should be Passenger that the crowd lose interest and sleep.
Still everybody runs the race with the CAT to catch the RAT and become a member of this prestigious group and get the crown.
After the membership expires,we are back to Roti,Kapda aur Makaan!!
Well now I think,MBAs are 'Members of Bakar Association' (pardon me guys!!)
Whatever they speak,as per my knowledge is either already known to all or is some alienated topic,repetitive in all forms and last but not the least very much boring.I remember when we used to have vision,goals etc sessions at our organizations and I used to sleep on the last table :)
They try to make the conversation interactive by asking silly questions about which the audience has absolutely no idea .They also know that we are only watching them speaking with our eyes wide open and brains already shut down.(not to mention watching with brains open if the speaker is a good eye candy!)
Speaking is the foremost and mandatory skill required to be a part of this 'Association'.To be precise,Fundebaazi is required and the skill of Columbus..guess what?Round and round and round and round and back to the beginnning!!! :D :D
The more I confuse people,the more I am successful as nobody knows what my analysis and policies are :)
But 'Bakar' should be perfect in all aspects,mind it.It should carry an attraction.How?
Either you should be Rajdhani Express that you speak and nobody can come to know what was it or you should be Passenger that the crowd lose interest and sleep.
Still everybody runs the race with the CAT to catch the RAT and become a member of this prestigious group and get the crown.
After the membership expires,we are back to Roti,Kapda aur Makaan!!
1 comment:
let me know his/her name, who told u this.. The why r u doing MBA.. :D
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